L.B.

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He is a jolly fellow.

 

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He reads The Biography of His Trousers to his friends,

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And they listen.

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Weekly Waltz: Waldteufel

"Skater's Waltz"

or

"The Ice Skaters"

or 

"Les Patineurs"

How can you stay cranky while listening to this? 

Feel free to waltz around with your broom.

I won't watch,

mostly because I'll be busy waltzing with my broom. 

Cheers!